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WHY ARE THE GIANTS SO BAD? (except for Buster)

Let’s get one thing out of the way, first. The San Francisco Giants, as presently constructed, will not win the World Series in 2013. (“Doubter! Bandwagoner! Miserablist! Pessimist! Realist!”) Gee, Captain Obvious, where would you come up with something like that? Well, it wouldn’t have to do anything with the fact that I sat through 16 innings of absolute crap at a cold ballpark on Monday night. The truth is,…