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Niners Update

Well, Percy Harvin is out again, except this time, he’s the one creating the migraines for the Seattle Front Office. A source says that the Seahawks will temporarily place Harvin on the PUP list, waiting to see from team physicians if he’ll indeed need surgery (crossing my fingers). With Harvin’s possible injury, it appears that both the Niners and the Hawks will be missing their number one receiver for quite…

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A’s Comeback Against Astros 4-3

Thanks to Josh Reddick’s two-run shot in the top of the eighth, the A’s were able to pull off a 4-3, come-from-behind win over the powerhouse Astros. Chris Young had a career day with only one strikeout, driving his avg up to a stellar .195. It’s ok Chris, it’s the thought that counts.

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Warriors Win NBA Summer League Championship

The Golden State Warriors won the first ever NBA Summer League Championship with today’s 91-77 victory over the Phoenix Suns. The win was the third in three days for the red-hot Junior Warriors, who rightfully concluded a perfect 7-0 run in this year’s Summer League with a Super-Duper, Oober-Exciting Championship. Although it was Kent “the Ostrich” Bazemore and Draymond “Red (hot)” Green who led the Dubs to the Glory Game,…

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BREAKING NEWS: Eric Wright Fails Physical

Well that was embarrassing. Just days after the Eric Wright-to-SF trade was made official, sources have just revealed that the trade was voided due to Wright’s failure of the 49ers’ physical exam. Maybe the guy only has 9 toes? Good news is that it saves the team a conditional draft pick, as well as the hassle of cutting the cornerback.

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Warriors To Summer League Championship

The Golden State Warriors continue to win big in the Summer League, as they defeated the Charlotte Bobcats 75-67 in the Summer League Semifinals. The win extends Golden State’s Summer League record winning streak to 13 games and advances the Dubs to the first ever Summer League Championship game. Today, Draymond Green recorded a marvelous double-double with 15 points and 12 boards, and Kent Bazemore added 13 points and 4…

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UPDATE: SF Giants And Oakland A’s Have Injuries

UPDATE: Both the SF Giants and Oakland A’s have some injuries to deal with today. For the Giants, Jeremy Affeldt has been placed on the 15 day DL with a strained left groin that he strained in the sixth inning of yesterday’s game. All injuries are bad, but ones to this valuable of a player are even worse. Hopefully this injury is minor and Affeldt can come back soon. However,…

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UPDATE: Ahmad Brooks Assault Charges Dropped

So the Santa Clara DA’s office just released a statement detailing the dropped assault charges on 49ers linebacker Ahmad Brooks. While this good news in regard to keeping our players on the field, it’s almost as if Brooks got a get-out-of-charges card for absolutely no reason other than him being a professional athlete, as well as a vital part of this Niner team. Stay classy, Niners. Stay classy.

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TIM LINCECUM PITCHES A NO-HITTER

WOW! Just wow. Tim Lincecum shocks the baseball world with an outstanding, incredible, marvelous, heroic, insane performance on the mound this Saturday night at Petco Park. Timmy’s no-hitter was the the first in the park’s history, making the performance all-the-more memorable. With a stat line of 9 IP 0 H 0 R 4 BB 13 K, and more importantly a whopping 148 pitches, it’s clear that Lincecum pitched a genuinely…

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