BURN: Breakdown of Bay Area Sports

To all the A’s fans out there, congratulations. Your team won the division. And appropriate props should be given. But to continually slam Giants fans in every way, shape, and form is uncalled for and unclassless. The vast majority of Giants fans really don’t hate the A’s, while it seems like every single A’s fan alive hates the Giants almost as badly as Dodger fans do. It’s ridiculous. Because of…

September 23, 2013


July 13, 2013

WOW! Just wow. Tim Lincecum shocks the baseball world with an outstanding, incredible, marvelous, heroic, insane performance on the mound this Saturday night at Petco Park. Timmy’s no-hitter was the the first in the park’s history, making the performance all-the-more memorable. With a stat line of 9 IP 0 H 0 R 4 BB 13 K, and more importantly a whopping 148 pitches, it’s clear that Lincecum pitched a genuinely…


WHY ARE THE GIANTS SO BAD? (except for Buster)

July 10, 2013

Let’s get one thing out of the way, first. The San Francisco Giants, as presently constructed, will not win the World Series in 2013. (“Doubter! Bandwagoner! Miserablist! Pessimist! Realist!”) Gee, Captain Obvious, where would you come up with something like that? Well, it wouldn’t have to do anything with the fact that I sat through 16 innings of absolute crap at a cold ballpark on Monday night. The truth is,…